I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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