so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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