That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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