NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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