just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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