it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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