but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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