who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Its about making memories worth repressing
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
