Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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