so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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