that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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