oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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