No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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