Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
accomplished twins. life is a go
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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