ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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