Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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