Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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