It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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