Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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