My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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