That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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