i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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