And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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