its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There r osticjed everywhere
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Someone signed my nipple.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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