the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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