Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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