problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
