I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
