That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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