Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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