"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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