I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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