OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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