If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it's like iHOP with fire
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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