I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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