She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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