Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The struggles of a small town man whore
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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