Whod you bang
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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