I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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