He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
barbara walters just said penis...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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