im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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