Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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