she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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