AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
