haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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