Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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