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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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