YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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