Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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