How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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