When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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